10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.