10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)