10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger