10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant