10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo