10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury