10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-