10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is for loners.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.