10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Welcome to kicker school