10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Fold and live to fold again
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com