10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson