10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester