10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Fold and live to fold again
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes