10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.