10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph