10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson