10 Random Poker Quotes

"All-in, bitches!!!"
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
You have to piss with the dick you have
It's Free To Fold...