10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it