10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS