10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."