10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."