10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon