10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is for loners.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.