10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "No river, no fish."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright