10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.