10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)