10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it