10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.