10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom