10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."