10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.