10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain