10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson