10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.