10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear