10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Welcome to kicker school
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• It's Free To Fold...