10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.