10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.