10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.