10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.