10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --