10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water