10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it