10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!