10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.