10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)