10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"