10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "No river, no fish."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers