10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves