10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fold and live to fold again
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo